Today we’re learning that chewing on Mom is simply UNACCEPTABLE. I mean, I think that’s what she’s trying to tell me. She always loves on me when I’m asleep or right after I poop outside, but when I try to love back and nibble on her fingers and toes she just yelps and then ignores me. I don’t particularly care for being ignored, so after a few rounds of that (and sometimes getting banished from the couch!) I usually stop the chewing and just fall asleep for a while until she calms down. I dunno what the big deal is. I’d let her chew on me.