My parents totally ABANDONED ME this week and went to Vegas to gamble away all of my treat money. I don’t get it, honestly, if they wanted to play something called craps they could have just stayed home and I could make them some.

Anyway, now they’re back and I’m glad, because mom gave me some ice to play with. I love ice. It’s hard to catch because it’s so slippery, so it’s like a fun game! And then the puddles I leave on the floor are totally okay.